He interviews a spaniel
in an aggressive, Paxman-esque way.
Later, in his op-ed, he dubs the hound
'a Walter Mitty style fantasist'
and pooh-poohs its supposed connections
to Freemasonry.
He tucks an index card into his hat band
which says: 'PRESS' and uses it
to try to get free ice creams.
'I am doing a story on ice creams,'
he tells the ice cream man, holding up
his ballpoint pen and notepad,
clicking the nib in and out emphatically.
Later, in his op-ed, he slams
the ice cream industry
for its cool treatment of the media.
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