In the stockroom,
the office supplies organise themselves
into a union.
The holepunch presents a list of demands:
1) Actual pay.
2) A Christmas disco.
3) One of those remote-controlled airships
to carry them around the workplace.
When talks collapse, they resort to strike action,
the photocopier printing hundreds of images
of the CEO's monochrome arsecheeks,
the paperclips attaching them to shareholder information packs.
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