'Come with me, o wanderers,
into the Underworld!'
Rupert beckoned
to the baffled board of directors.
He indicated the fire exit with his laser pointer.
'There you will witness horrors and miracles
the likes of which no mortal man has seen!
But you must not shrink from this!'
He gripped a pale man's sleeve.
'For Colin waits,
trapped in eternal torment!'
Blank faces.
'You know -
Colin from accounts!'
'Ohhhhhh!' the brave party said as one.
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