Daryl found the kazoo at a car boot sale in Yatton.
He paid the man £150 pounds for it.
When he got it home,
(which took him longer than usual
because he decided to take the Renault
through the Tesco carwash on the way back)
he showed his wife, Alice.
'That's too much to pay for a kazoo,' she said.
Daryl said nothing, but from that day forward,
he fostered a cold, hard nugget of hate for her.
He never played his kazoo.
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